About MontelSelwynVE
How many tax auditors
does it take to find a
$1.00 mistake in an expense report?
Three. One to find the mistake
and two to discuss the significance of
it.
FareedChristianWi
How do you make a dog
float?
Take two
scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small
dog.
StanwoodBinahXb
When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a
suit does he order?
A zoo-t suit!
JessyMacLareniW
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Census
!
Census who ?
Census presents for Christmas !
DalphonBaruchyQ
Q. Why is the book "Women Who
Love Too Much" a
disappointment for many
men?
A. No phone numbers.
EnoEverethl
Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in
common?
A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.
EairrsidhBevalpX
Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand
paper? - A:
RUFF!
DedrickGeldeFsmanZN
Teacher: This note from your father looks like
your handwriting ?
Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
RobinFionnbharrhT
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.
After
not hearing anything
for a while the
Priest knocked on
the wall. The drunk said forget it buddy there's no
paper in here
either.
JazzalynStrodet
Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?
Because he was newt to the area !
DelmanRyenZS